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Wesley Bonneville's Perfect Day I woke up this morning to a blaring siren, I opened my eyes and searched for the sound. When I looked on my night stand, there, ...

*Queer Lisp* lets hit the showers you guys. lol I dunno I can't really tell what's going on so I'm assuming that its a foot ball team, but it kinda ...

God some of you are too uptight for your own good. Its a blatant joke. The guy got bored and decided to mess with some MGS fans so he wrote ...

-This man I am- My only memory of you, is the smile locked away in my mind A shade I am, but a god for you I am lost in ...

Call me crazy, but I didn't really see the poem being exactly about dyslexia. I kinda saw someone going through the motions. Looking at the world but not really seeing ...

As you read it, you almost ask yourself if it's Link's point of view or Dark Link. I think it would've been funny if you added: "Defeat yourself!" somewhere in ...

Neato Kabeeto.

lol I like the ending. Pervy and disgusting but still funny.

Here's a hack job from a long time ago -Nirvana- You seem to have disappeared by nightfall For when I stared out my window I felt like a lifeless doll ...

I woke up this morning to a blaring siren, I opened my eyes and searched for the sound. When I looked on my night stand, there, red electronic numbers told ...